Saturday 12 March 2011

DEAR BUTTFACE

HEY SPORTY

YOU WANT TO KEEP SAYING YOULL INTERCORUSE MTO MY BLOGTV

THIS IS UNCALL3D FOR. I DONT CARE IF YOIU AND THAT TROLLOP "N FUCKED TO MY SHOW, IT AS UCNALLED FOR AND NOT APPROPRIATE.

YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A SEX TERRORIST AND ARE TRYING TO ATTACK ME WITH THREATS OF YOUR COITAL EXPLOITS BEING CONDUCTED WITH MY BLOGTV SHOW AS SOME SORT OF SEXUAL AID. THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE AND I DEMAND YOU STOP NOW

SERIOUSLY "RICHARD COUGHLAN", IF THIS IS YOUR REAL NAME (I KNOW ITRS NOT BECUASE I KNOW YOUR REAL NAME THIS IS ONLY HEAR FOR DRAMATIC EFFECT) you think you can silence me by threatening to bone some bint every time i do a blotgv? WELL I CALL YOUR BLUFF, SIRRAH.

look seriously dont fuck to my blogtv its not called for. why would you even do it? how is a fat druni man sexy? what are you hdiing from your audience, tbh its kind of freaky, like the image of brett keane gretting a boner. you really need to stop cuz its not approrpaite or nice for you to use my show to get your "little 666" hard and i don't approve of your use of my entertainment products for nefarious sensual relations, especially not with the piece of rottren fruit you did it wsith.

anyways

i am seriously gettin g tired of yuour constant threats, MISTER COUGHLANSD. You need to stop or else i will find your weak spot. i dont care what it is but I WILL DESTROY YOU WITH EVERYTHING I HAVE. I know you are afraid of me which is wjhy you RUN AWAY when ever i am like OY SPOTFACE DONT BE CROSSIN' THE LONDON BRIDGE 'ROUND THIS BLOGTV WHIRLIGIG WHATSIT and you run away like the neville chamberlain you are.

I thought we were super best friends and stuff do you remember how i was afraid to talk to you at first and i had to get capsa to ask you to add me to skype? and then you did AND WE WRERE LIKE BEST BUDDIES YOU EVEN CAME TO MY HOUSE AND WE GOT QUIZNOS AND TACO BELLS TOGETHER. REMEMBE RHWEN ZUNSTIR WAS A DICK AND I STOOD UP FOR YOU? DO YOU?

but none of that matters bec ause you are a compelte jerk and just want to get your penis wet in the vagina of some floozy to my blogtv show EVEN THOUGH THAT IS TOTALLY FUCKING WEIRD

and you know what you kentish coward, i know you wont tell anyone about this PM because you are afraid of exposing your perverted ness and also too becauz you cant get any ringers to read out THIS pm. the only ppl smart neogh would be like napalm or landon but they are in my d&D cgroup and wont cross me for a loser spottyface like you

so anyways, JERK FACE, i hope you die in afire

-federlaistfilms

p.s. you suck butts



ADDENDUM


OH AND I ALMOST FORGOT YOU FUCKSHIT, WHAT ABOUT THE TROLL ACCOUNTS YOU MADE

TICKLISHCONSERVAITVE? FEDERALFISTFILMS?

THESE AREN'T FUNNY AND ALL THEY ARE MEANT TO DO is slander my good name you pusfilled zit on the ass of society! im not going to forget it and neither s anyone else and WAIT TILL YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT TIME YOU WANT TO WATCH THE ROCK BECAUSE I WONT WATCH IT WITH YOU AND I WONT GET TACO BELL EITHER BE CAUSE I DONT BUY TACO BELL FOR A FREAK WHO MAKES FUN OF ME AND MAKES TROLL CHANNELS NMAMRES

i also dont bow to terroriksts especioallyt ones lioke you because you are NO HANS GRUEBER. firstly you arent even german and secondly you dont buy suits form wherever arafat and the boss guy get their suits from. im really startiing to lose my poatience for you and all of your trollish efforts so you bettwer watch yourself. I'M THE ONE WHO PUT YOU AND CASPA TOGETHER AND IC AN TAKE THAT WAY AT ANY SECOND

YOU BETTER HEED TO MY DEMANDS OR ELSE I WILL DESTROY YOU. WHAT ARE MY DEMANDS YOU ASK?

SIMPLE

1) WEAR A DRESS AND MAKE A VIDEO HITTING ON DP0RJONES
2) GIVE ME 5 DOLLARS
3) GIVE A SHOTU OUT TO DLANDOMNCOLE B ECAUSE HE IS AWESOME
4) I WILL THINK OF #4 LATER.

BUT SERIOUSLY FUCK YOU MAN DONT FUCK TO MY BLOGTV AND STOP THE TROLL CHANNELS OR I WILL END YOU

love,
rob

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