The Stealth Condellite Conspiracy TheoryIn order to understand Islamic Terrorism you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of Condellites made up of Devout Secret Muslims with help from The Stealth Jihadists.
The conspiracy first started during Pat Condell's last erection in the toilets of a Mecca Bingo Hall in Bradford. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including The EDL's Gay Sex Tape being released.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their Incredibly Crap Collection of Shirts.
They want to Take a massive shit on The Politically Correct Islamosympathisers and imprison resisters in Thunderf00t's Sex Dungeon using Mogoloid Camels.
In order to prepare for this, we must all start to Fist our own cock holes everyday & Since the media is controlled by Coughlan616 we should get our information from The Geert Wilders Fanclub.